dean-control-your-moose:

b0w-ties-and-fezzes:

andythanfiction:

jaimepreciadosbeefyarms:

jared-patmybutt-alecki:

ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVOURITES. 

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Morning Moose is stoned.

I LOST MY SHOE

But can you imagine a 6’5 man running into a wall and then probably apologising and how confused that nurse was

thewinterwizard:

captain america: the winter soldier aka steve makes some new best friends and his old best friend is so pissed off he comes back from the dead and tries to kill them all

rikin8r:

dieochik:

manghost—and—grave:

"this isn’t some project you can do in one night"

NOT UNTIL I SHIFT INTO

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

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*misses deadline* i knew i should’ve gotten the turbo

meter-ten:

jamieaiken919:

lilyhatesjazzhands:

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

college

(Source: -annoying)

satanstrousers:

Unbelievable Starlord cosplay from NYCC

okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

gourmetknights:

remember when the gameboy advance sp came out and it had a built in backlight plus a built in rechargable battery and it was like all of our prayers had been answered

Men: Not ALL men.
Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.

prongsmydeer:

Can you imagine Harry trying to parent his children and tell them they need to settle down but then James Sirius just pulls out his edition of Harry James Potter: A History and goes, “When you were my age you followed an alleged mass murderer into a tunnel, faced a werewolf and nearly got killed by dementors. I think I can go to The Bent-Winged Snitches concert.” 

(Source: felllikeamarionette)

shanology:

midnighttypewriter:

No, but think about this. We’ve seen the Winter Soldier face Fury’s car.

Maybe he’s done the same with Howard. Maybe his hair wasn’t so long yet. Maybe he wasn’t wearing a mask. Maybe Howard saw his face in the headlights for just a second.

Maybe Howard and Maria died in a car crash. Maybe Howard swerved to not hit a ghost.

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thranduil-the-elven-king:

cairistiona7:

Imagine if they re-released Captain America: The First Avenger as a black-and-white film…

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Except for the last scene….

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THAT WOULD BE PERFECT CAN WE PLEASE GET MARK RUFFALO TO SEE THIS BECAUSE HE WILL TALK FOR US PLEASE

stargerard:

today I went to game stop and as soon as I stepped in the guy who was working there said “the princess games are over there, babe” and I turned at him and looked him dead in the eyes and said “I didn’t know workers were supposed to recommend their favorite games when customers walked in.” and someone gasped and then I turned around and walked out

cknd:

Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.

(Source: CKND)

colonelrogers:

When someone else gets the credit for something you thought of 

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